If you keep eating BBMBs (Bacon, Bacon and more Bacon sandwiches) like that, you are definitely going to need a bigger belt. This soft vinyl Bacon Belt should give you ample room to grow out your bacon belly.

It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap!

This hand-painted oil painting features the bizarre and mysterious cult icon known as Bibo. Who's Bibo? Well, to paraphrase and oversimplify, 'he’s a god monster with intelligence who knows very well what people want to do.' Fans of Archie McPhee already know the details, everyone else should click here for the rest of the story.

These Cool Jewels ice cubes will make you feel like an international jewel thief every time you make a drink!

One taste of these mints will instantly bring back memories of the first time you put your entire face into a sugary pink cloud of cotton candy. Oh the joy of pure sugar, pink dye and air!

With these Cotton Candy Toothpicks you can enjoy that unmistakable cotton candy flavor without the frantic sugar high and subsequent crash. Not only are these carnie approved, but they are also the only recommended method of picking bits of funnel cake from between your teeth.

Kali is a Hindu goddess that represents death, destruction, time and change. And what food comes to mind when you think of death, destruction, time and change? Curry!

This hand-painted oil painting features the star of one of the most popular videos on YouTube. Yes, we know it's really a prairie dog.

This Gravy Fountain Sucker Gift Box is the perfect prank for any occasion! Just put your real gift in the box, then sit back and watch as your victim feigns enthusiasm and offers an awkward 'thank you' before finding their real gift inside. Imagine the confusion when your gift recipient thinks they received a fountain for their gravy that's supposed to sit in the middle of the table while they eat.

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs.

This hand-painted oil painting features a happy little cupcake that is waving as if to say, 'Hi, I’m a delicious cupcake. Come on over here and eat me and you will be happy just like me!'

Having to pull candles out of cake before you eat it is such a drag. Add the trouble of having to use a fork to eat the cake and it's almost not worth eating it at all. Problem solved. These Light Bites are durable, reusable plastic forks with a special talent – they can hold candles!

Once you put these Lucha Key covers on your keys, we can't guarantee that they won't throw a steel cage match in your pocket, but they're so lucha-riffic, you won't care.

We’ve been enamored with Bibo since the first time we laid eyes on him. How can you resist his big smile, giant ears and strangely revealing hair suit? For those that are not privy to this “god monster,” the back of the header card includes an excerpt from the strange and fascinating story of Bibo we received from China years ago. Or, click here for the whole saga.

This hand-painted oil painting features a stoic monkey dressed in his Sunday best. Hang him on your wall and tell people he's a distant relative!

Monty Python is one of the funniest and most influential sketch comedy groups of all time. This keychain lets you tuck them in your pocket and take them with you everywhere.

This hand-painted oil painting features the last scene the painter saw before being ripped apart and eaten by zombies.

This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created! As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you'll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins!

Once you slip these retro-robot key covers over your keys, it will transform them into perfect mechanical men that exist solely to open doors for you.

This hand-painted oil painting features a pastoral scene of a squirrel wearing underpants. It's not only a fine piece of art, it's an endorsement of squirrel decency!

Your brother just flicked a walnut at you. This aggression will not stand! Just grab your Zing! spoon and load up a particularly mushy pea or some mashed potatoes, aim, pull back the spring-loaded handle and watch your food take flight.